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Mom and I went to Waffle house for supper. Nothing too good for my bride. I did not make her pay, this time. I was out to impress her with my spending habits, so I left a $1.44 tip on an $8.56 supper. I impressed two people with that one. It wasn’t busy, just a pickup truck in the parking lot and a family of four in a booth. They had about wrapped up supper, Dad, Mom a teenage son and a teenage daughter. It is good to see America at the Waffle house. The daughter was loading up the juke box with quarters. We got to hear “I Got Friends in Low Places, Boot Scoot’N Boogie and Red Neck Woman all for free. The little lady who had picked them out could not contain herself and she broke out into a line dance right there in the Waffle House. Course it was hardly a line with just one moving around on the floor. <br> They left and the girl danced all the way to the truck. The son had left a little before the rest and must have noticed something wrong with the back bumper of the truck. He walked up to the back of that four wheel drive monster and began kicking the trailer hitch. I guess that was not helping the problem, much, so he began jumping up and down on the hitch, then the bumper. Like a chiropractor practicing his profession, the intended adjustment to the back of that diesel from Detroit must have been accomplished because he stopped and climbed up into the driver's seat. With practiced choreography, like the line dance moves, Mom got in slid over to the son, Dad got in and held his hands and arms to the backs of the seats. He slid in there like a puzzle piece waiting to be matched up with something of just the right size and shape. Daughter was just right. With a strange twist she climbed aboard and with a 45 degree turn she fit into the allocated space with no effort what so ever. They left the parking lot with the muffler doing about 25% of its job. Smoke and noise will follow them all the days of their lives. Now, I ask you, can you find that much entertainment at Long Horn Steaks? Of course not!!
By John

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